PAIL is hosting a meme designed to get to know us better. They may regret that 😉 Here are my answers to the 20 questions!
1. What was the last thing you threw in the garbage/recycling?
The greasy paper towel on which I microwaved pre-cooked bacon for breakfast this morning. I had 5 pieces (4 really because I gave one to Daniel), yet it wasn’t very filling. Kind of like eating bacon-flavored sawdust.
2. What’s the #1 most played song on your iPod?
“Last Resort” by Papa Roach. It’s the first song on my Ire playlist. I love the part where the singer howls in frustration, “I. Can’t. Go. On. Living. This. Way.” I’m not sure what that says about me; maybe I need to take up yoga?
3. What is your favorite quote?
Just one? Impossible.
“Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy to those who think” (Walpole)
“The world is too much with us” (Wordsworth)
“Can’t talk to a psycho like a normal human being” (Poe – there’s a life lesson there)
4. What chore do you absolutely hate doing?
Is “all of them” an acceptable answer? Truthfully, cleaning the litter box. We have geriatric cats who view the litter box as optional, especially when it crosses the line of their (nebulous) cleanliness threshold.
5. What is your favorite form of exercise?
I keep two 10 LB free weights in the closet, and I do tricep and bicep work before I get dressed most mornings. Sadly, you can’t tell because I appear to lack muscle in general.
6. What is your favorite time of day/day of the week/month of the year?
Time of day: 7:45 PM for story time with Daniel. It’s the calmest part of our evening.
Day of the week: Saturday. Hopefully I’ve had a chance to catch up on sleep, yet I still have another day off.
Month: October because Fall is in full swing and you have the anticipation of the holidays, but life hasn’t become too hectic yet.
7. What is on your bedside table?
Daniel’s books for story time, a stack of my own books to read, coasters, a book light and a creature that in theory plays soothing music for infants but terrified Daniel. Jimmy, however, loved it. We call it the “Kraken.”
8. What is your favorite body part?
Hmm. Maybe my legs because they are long and look nice in dresses and skirts. Maybe my shoulders because they are broad. Is hair a body part? If so, maybe my hair because of its color.
9. Would you use the power of invisibility for good or evil? Elaborate.
I’d like to say for good, but I’d probably use it to sneak around and eavesdrop.
10. If you could choose to stay a certain age forever, what age would it be?
Probably my current age of 35. I feel like I have experience and wisdom but am neither too young nor too old. My body hasn’t completely crapped out yet, but I have the scars from our infertility journey. I can’t imagine wanting to stay an age in which Daniel didn’t exist yet.
11. What is the first thing you would do if you won the lottery?
Faint. Then book a trip for the three of us to Europe.
12. What is your biggest pet peeve?
I’d like to stay stupidity, but it goes beyond a pet peeve. People who can’t get to the point or who complain all the time.
13. If you could know the answer to any question, what would it be?
Is there life after death?
14. At what age did you become an adult
Birth. Just kidding. Sort of. Um…21. After I graduated college, I decided not to teach, which meant I had to pay back my $25K scholarship. I decided that paying it back myself and finding my own way was more important than doing something that would ultimately make me unhappy.
15. Recommend a book, movie or television show in three sentences or less.
That’s tough. Breaking Bad for its tragic study of the common, modern man. Law & Order because there are 20 seasons to keep you occupied and provide food for thought. The Emperor of All Maladies to make you realize how far we still have to go for a cure for cancer. Far from the Tree to highlight various ways in which children are alienated from their families. BBC’s Pride & Prejudice because Colin Firth (duh).
16. What did you do growing up that got you into trouble?
I was a perfect child 😉 I sneaked out of the house and rode down the street on my tricycle when I was 3ish.
17. What was the first album you bought with your own money?
I think Pearl Jam’s Vs. My cassette (!) still had the original title of “Five Against One” on it.
18. If someone wrote a book about you, what would be the title?
Not as smart as she thinks she is.
19. What story do you wish your family would stop telling about you?
My birth story. The doctors had to break my mother’s tail bone, and I always feel guilty about that. Also, the story about putting a wet diaper on my head to cure my cradle cap.
20. True or False: The unicorn is the greatest mythical creature. State your case.
I’m tempted to say the unicorn, especially since I am one (unicornuate ute) 😉 I dunno. Being me, I spent 20 minutes Googling “mythical creatures” so I could make an informed decision. Wow, there are a lot of mythical creatures. Unicorns are cool and all, but what do they do except symbolize purity? I like the griffin. I think “chupacabra” is fun to say. Or maybe a chimera? She sounds pretty bad ass. Fun fact: did you know that there are human chimeras? Look up a documentary called “I Am My Own Twin.”
My apologies if you wish you could unread this post.